Alright, so I said recently that the nice thing about having a mail-in ballot is you could feasibly get drunk enough to disremember the major candidates’ stances on the actual issues and vote for one of ’em.
You could, maybe. I couldn’t.
The only reason I requested the ballot was to vote out the CU regents, but I figured I might as well do the Presidential thing, too. So, I sat down, drank a bottle of wine, got out my pencil, and then made the fatal mistake of reviewing Obama’s website.
Including said issues.
Here’s to President McKinney.